slate belly
Hi, I am a 28-year-old man and I have a problem, my stomach is crooked! First of all, I am a bit overweight, nothing major but my stomach is sagging a bit. When I suck in my stomach, I notice that the right side is a bit larger. Just above the right side of my belly button, there is a small bump (which can also be seen when the stomach is relaxed) and clearly on the right side below the belly button, you can see that the stomach is larger than on the left side.
I do not have any stomach pains or constipation, and I do not have any blood/mucus in my stool (as you can see, I have done a bit of research).
What do you think it could be? I have annoyed my friends and family with this a thousand times, but they just laugh at me. I would like to laugh with them, but I am worried. I hope your answer can reassure me a bit.